Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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