Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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