if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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