at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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