State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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