We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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