she was so not down for the gang bang
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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