the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize