You're so nebulous sometimes
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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