Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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