So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I have fence marks all over my body
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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