Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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