I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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