your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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