I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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