WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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