He asked to "fluff my boner.."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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