Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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