Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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