Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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