you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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