u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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