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Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.

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I would love to give you more rug burn

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(313): Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible. (1-313): I would love to give you more rug burn http://tfl.nu/8ela

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When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"

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Prob not but she was surprised

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(773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate" (312): Prob not but she was surprised http://tfl.nu/a9jx

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Can I come over?

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Can't... I'm at class right now.

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No your not

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I'm outside by your car.

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(305): Can I come over? (786): Can't... I'm at class right now. (305): No your not (305): I'm outside by your car. http://tfl.nu/le7d

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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop

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(915): dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop http://tfl.nu/1szd

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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella

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I've never been more proud of you

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(260): 3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella (1-260): I've never been more proud of you http://tfl.nu/g2u4

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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth

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(769): My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth http://tfl.nu/6ama

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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(508): VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING. http://tfl.nu/vx02

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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut

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(507): there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut http://tfl.nu/7k06

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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.

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(859): thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that. http://tfl.nu/160n

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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".

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(617): I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues". http://tfl.nu/ykd9

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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.

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(302): I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket. http://tfl.nu/5q0l

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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

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(203): MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over. http://tfl.nu/zav4

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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.

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(940): No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird. http://tfl.nu/3ffu

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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.

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(778): I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck. http://tfl.nu/uqop

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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.

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(+64): If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help. http://tfl.nu/n5gu

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