It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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