Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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