Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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