Apparently you make a good broom.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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