Kiss
Puke
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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