You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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