I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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