just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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