Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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