I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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