they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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