you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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