Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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