At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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