They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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