this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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