okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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