if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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