so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
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He kissed a someone with a penis
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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