I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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