Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
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Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I licked your asshole in confidence.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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