Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
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So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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