Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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