i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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