Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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