He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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