This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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